Shrubville

Somewhere, Ayn Rand is laughing to herself, saying "I can't believe those conservative fools believed I was right! Heck, Greenspan helped edit 'Atlas Shrugged' - he should know better than anybody that my cockamamie philosophy is a joke."

I think that somewhere is hell.

I will now rewrite this to be about Iraq instead of Wall Street. (I only need to change the last sentence.)

W: How did we get in this mess, Carmen?
C: I'm not sure, Winslow. But let's...
W: THROW MONEY AT IT!
C: Feel better?
W: No. And now my arms hurt... So who knows?
C: We could ask the guys who did it. You know; Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Powell, Perle, Wolfowitz, most of the house and senate...

I know it's not very funny, but hey, its just Prickly City.

What kind of conservative is Scottie that he doesn't read the Wall Street Journal once in a while?

It's just sad.