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September 21, 2008
We're All Going To Have 4 Inch Wide Parts In Our Hair?
August 14th: U.S. Census Bureau releases this report.
September 21st: Scott Stantis gets around to making a "joke" about it.
Since Stantis has never come out and told us Carmen's racial makeup, I'm not sure why we should believe that she really is a minority. It's always been Stantis' cheap "out" if someone criticizes him and his racist comic strip - "Well Carmen is a minority so it's okay!" And which minority would that be, Mr. Stantis? "She's all minorities!" Whatever, douche.
What makes today's strip so weird is that Conservative Carmen is bragging about how America is becoming more diverse. Last time I checked the Republicans aren't exactly fans of minorities unless they're mowing their lawns or doing their dishes (although that could just be people who aren't rich in general that they want washing their dirty clothes). Sorry, was that too blunt for a Sunday morning? I apologize.
I'm just a little upset after watching Henry Paulson say that his solution to the financial crisis is "Give me $700 billion and trust me - I can fix it. And no, I won't tell you how, and no, I won't let you review my plans, and no, I won't take away golden parachutes from CEOs of failed companies." I'm not sure what's scarier - that we're actually going to let the guys who caused this mess try and fix it, or that guys like Chris Dodd are willing to go along with it.
We've been here before. John McCain isn't a stranger to this. It's what the Republicans really want to happen. Bankrupt the federal government, make the rich richer in the process, and act like its all the fault of those dirty minorities who tried to "rip off" the poor innocent mortgage companies by taking out loans they couldn't afford (how dare they!). And the Democrats are going to let it happen, because even though Bush has done everything he can to destroy this country, whenever he says jump they ask how high.
All the while Scott Stantis will use his platform to make jokes about zits. Stay classy, Stantis. Stay classy.
Comments
Huh. Barack Obama grew up in a majority-minority state and represented a minority-majority city in the State Senate, but Scottie and his conservative friends aren't sure that he's a real American. Because, you know, real Americans are white. And they eat dead mooses.
Posted by: Annie at September 22, 2008 08:29 AM
