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August 26, 2008
Scott Stantis Sez, "All Democrats Are Communists!"
Ya see, because Nancy Pelosi is a COMMUNIST!!! Heck, ALL Democrats are COMMUNISTS!!! Hardy har har!
Hey, I've got an idea for Scott Stantis that he can work on now so it'll be ready in time. Why not send Winslow to...oh, I dunno...a Neo-Nazi/Ku Klux Klan meeting! There he can be brainwashed, have his head shaved, and get a cute little swastika armband to wear! Then when he shows up in Minnesota, he can be grabbed by Joe Lieberman (savor the irony!) so he can speak at the Republican National Convention! You see, because they're all fascist Nazis! Wouldn't that be hysterical?
Um, no. It wouldn't be funny. Dare I say it would be just as unfunny as Scott Stantis passing off his piece of shit comic strip as "political commentary." It's not enough to make fun of Nancy Pelosi's appearance - now he's going to call her and every other Democrat a Communist? Seriously? That's how pathetic conservatives have gotten? What's next, John McCain's going to defend his not knowing how many he houses he owns by going on Jay Leno and saying it's because he's a P.O.W.?
Oh, wait...
Back to the comic: Prickly City is a monumental disaster at this point. Stantis doesn't even try to draw anymore. Look at Vaughn in that last panel. His left eye is on the side of his head, he's leaning like he can't wait to get out of the comic strip, and I doubt anyone who's never read PC before today would realize that's supposed to be an armadillo.
Stantis also isn't trying to make sense anymore. Isn't Winslow a Communist too? If he's a Democrat who ran for president and is attending the DNC, why would he be upset that his new Communist friend (because anybody who doesn't agree with Bush, McCain, and Stantis is a Communist) was "abducted" by his best bud Nancy Pelosi? Shouldn't Winslow be the one giving a thumbs up at the end there? Like I said, it doesn't make any sense.
I guess I should be encouraged by this garbage. Scott Stantis is the best the conservatives can do when it comes to a political comic strip? And the best he can do is call everybody who doesn't support Bush and McCain a Communist? It's too bad our voting system is rigged, or Obama would have a cakewalk to the White House. Instead, we can look forward to hearing about how Obama isn't like us (if you hadn't noticed, he's black) and blah blah blah. Then McCain will somehow sneak out a victory and all of the pundits in the media will act like it's no big deal that the Republicans once again stole the presidency. Gonna be a long four years.
Comments
I think Vaughn is starting to look like the Great Gonzo.
Posted by: John at August 26, 2008 07:30 PM
Here, Stantis, have some new jokes free of charge:
-How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them working together, because they're Communists!
-What do a Democrat and a Communist have in common? Everything!
-A Democrat walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Do you want vodka again? Because you're a Communist!".
Posted by: Emily at August 27, 2008 09:21 AM
Here, Stantis, if you're reading this, have some new jokes free of charge:
-How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them working together, because they're Communists!
-What do a Democrat and a Communist have in common? Everything!
-A Democrat walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Do you want vodka again? Because you're a Communist!".
Posted by: Emily at August 27, 2008 09:22 AM
