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August 23, 2008

The Democratic National...Communists!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

TODAY'S STRIP

Scott Stantis sez, "Democrats = Communists!" Now everybody laugh!

Stantis' struggles with logic continue today. Keep in mind, he's the one that has told us time and time again that Winslow is a liberal Democrat, and today he makes sure we understand that in his mind Democrats and Communists are pretty much the same thing.

Which is why it didn't make any sense when newly-Commie Carmen didn't want anything to do with Winslow when he rescued her from the Chinese prison (make sure to check out yesterday's comments for a great summary by John of the last few weeks). Wouldn't she have embraced her worker brother? Why fight him when they (according to Stantis) have so much in common? Heck, according to Stantis all Winslow had to do was tell Carmen he was taking her to the DNC and she would have been happy to join him. Ya know, since anybody who doesn't agree with the Republicans is a godless Commie liberal.

I'm not really sure how to feel about all of this. A guy who can't keep his own characters straight, can't tell a coherent story, and can't draw is insulting me and everyone who isn't a McCainiac by saying we're Communists. I guess if someone I respected called me a name like that I'd be offended, but this is Stantis we're talking about. What's there to respect? He's like a child, rambling on with his story that goes nowhere, and when you roll your eyes at how ridiculous it all sounds he calls you a name and stomps off.

No wonder he loves John McCain so much.

In a way I feel sorry for conservatives like Stantis. This is all they have. They can't argue things on the facts. Instead, we're all Communists who hate America and want to kill babies and want to force every woman to have an abortion while we raise their taxes and go on welfare. It's all a bunch of grade school name-calling. But the depressing part is THEY REALLY BELIEVE THIS. Stantis and his followers (boy, imagine a convention hall filled with THOSE people) really do think that people who want to vote for Obama are Communists. John McCain, Mr. "I Don't Know How Many Houses My Wife Owns," does think that Obama hates America. Yet he's going to be our next President, all because of a pliant media and loudmouths like Stantis convincing people that if you don't love George W. Bush and his policies, you hate America.

And Joe Biden is going to counteract all of that? I don't think so.

Posted by The Furnace on August 23, 2008 09:33 AM

Comments

You know, if I was going to associate one of the major American political parties with the Communist Chinese, it would probably be the one that's constantly spouting rhetoric vilifying "intellectuals" and "elitists" and "college professor-types".

Which isn't to say that Maoists and the GOP are exactly alike. After all, it was a little RED book that told Commies to kill enemies of the state, while the books that inspire loyal Republicans to shoot Unitarians and Democratic Party chairmen and other liberal scum usually have WHITE covers.

Posted by: Chyron HR at August 23, 2008 11:04 AM

Oh sure. They just happened onto a non-stop flight from Beijing to Denver. Right.

Posted by: John at August 23, 2008 10:23 PM

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