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August 12, 2008
So What Was Carmen Looking At On July 31st?
This is the flag of Tibet:
This is a thong:
Tell me, do you see a thong anywhere in the flag of Tibet? I sure don't.
In other words, Carmen is a moron.
But we shouldn't blame her. We should blame her creator, who has absolutely no idea what he's doing. Stantis thought it would be funny if he sent Winslow to the Olympics, but to do that he had to make Prickly City its own republic (which still makes no sense). And every country needs its own flag, so of course his had to have a thong on it because he's a perv. Then Winslow went to China to compete in the oh-so-hysterical single person synchronized swimming event - and magically Carmen appeared to carry the flag for him. But since she's a clueless fool, she decided to carry the Tibetan flag because Winslow told her to - even though he had already shown her the Prickly City flag, and she was the one to point out that it had a thong on it. Now she's a political prisoner, and Vaughan (a character who seems to be a new fixture, despite having no personality or reason for being whatsoever) is magically in China too to point out that despite what we saw a few weeks ago, Prickly City DOESN'T HAVE A FLAG.
Get all that?
Scott Stantis THINKS THIS IS FUNNY.
Stew on that for a while. If there was an Olympic event for sucking, Scott Stantis wouldn't just win the gold, they would stop holding the event since nobody will ever suck as badly as Stantis does.
Comments
Ah, but there's so much Republican gold here! Carmen should have been burning the thong flag. Then she'd gets what due all flag-burners, just as it would be in the happy conservative dream world.
Sheesh. Maybe Scottie needs to read a little more Mao. Sure, he wouldn't like all that from each according to his abilities, to each according to his means stuff, but the social control? It's what Dear Leader W. Bush promised!
Posted by: Annie at August 12, 2008 11:15 AM
Vaughn has got to be the worst new main (?) character after 4+ years of a comic strip's run ever.
I mean, what's the point?
Didn't Vaughn light himself on fire?
=U Know Who
Posted by: U Know Who at August 12, 2008 06:38 PM
I know I was in the Prickly-City-needs-more-characters camp, but Vaughn sucks. I think he has even become uglier since he was introduced. He was just a boring armadillo at first, but now he is starting to remind me of that hideous Dogzilla that Stantis created for The Buckets.
I would not have pegged Stantis as a member of the "Free Tibet" movement. Do they have oil there?
Posted by: John at August 12, 2008 09:25 PM
