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August 05, 2008
You Know What Else Stinks?
Wonderful. Stantis is going to spend weeks on Winston going to the Olympics. For a "republic" that is somehow located inside the United States. In an event that doesn't exist. It's gonna be a loooong August.
Apparently Winslow wears lifts in his shoes. Shoes that we've never seen him wear. And his feet stink inside these invisible shoes. Okay, it's gonna be a reallllllllly looooooooong August.
Where is Stantis going with this? Does he really think any of this is grounds for comedy? Can we expect to see his idea of what Chinese people look like? Is he going to draw a panda as being the only other guy competing in this event? And why isn't Carmen going with as his coach (she shoe-horns herself into everything else Winslow does, why not this)?
I know the Olympics are a big deal for some people, but does anybody really care what Scott Stantis has to say about them? I'm all for making fun of him trying to do political commentary, but there isn't much to say about his views on the Olympics. So far he thinks synchronized swimming and stinky feet are hi-larious. I'd actually prefer Hillary bashing over this crap.

