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August 02, 2008
Fizzle
It just gets worse.
One of the worst weeks ever in Prickly City history still isn't over. In fact, I'm starting to think that it's always going to be like this, which might mean closing the doors to Shrubville before the election. Seriously, it's become a chore to even read P.C., much less comment on it.
Just some random thoughts on today's crapfest:
- Carmen's body would literally fit inside her head, with room to spare.
- How long ago was the Mentos/Diet Coke thing popular? A year? Maybe more? We all know Stantis is behind the times, but this is pretty pathetic. Tomorrow he'll crack wise about pet rocks and those new-fangled hula hoops.
- Winslow isn't even wearing a thong.
I didn't think the whole "desert shark" storyline could be surpassed as worst week ever, but Stantis did it.
Instead, why don't you check out this "hi-larious" video of John McCain, less than a month after 9/11, telling David Letterman that Iraq was behind the anthrax attacks. McCain is as qualified to be president as Stantis is qualified to be a professional comic strip artist.
(Insert "John McCain probably wears thongs" joke here.)
