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July 21, 2008
Suspended Animation
While negotiations continue to secure the return of CJo to the Shrubville fold, if & when he does come back he can be confident that he'll be able to pick up where he left off, as it seems word of the Lady Clinton suspending her campaign has just reached Alabama. 'Bout time. Well, it was either that or it was just so goddamn important to get the Starbucks storyline out there because that, my friends*, was Acapulco comic Gold, baby.
*Oddly enough, although Senator McCain often speaks to "my friends" he's never actually speaking to my friends. Maybe I should nudge him or write on his wall on Facebook, because it just seems like the friendly thing to do, and we're obviously both friendly people.
Comments
Once again, I nominate Chris from Tumbleweedtown to be the new CJo.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 21, 2008 12:28 PM
Why would people Winslow owes money to want him to continue spending money on a doomed campaign? Just wondering.
Posted by: John at July 21, 2008 09:05 PM
I think I'd go back to the radio theme, which had some potential:
Frame 1:
Winslow: Oh, we have a caller!
Frame 2:
Voice: Uh, hi, I was wondering if, um, you wanted to talk about your health care platform.
Winslow: Sure!
Frame 3:
Winslow: I'd make distemper and rabies shots available to all. And no more space collars. If a dog wants to scratch stitches, let the dog scratch!
Frame 4:
Voice: Uh, I was like, thinking, like, more about people?
Winslow: Oh, yes: when they get old and tired, I'll have them put to sleep.
Well, okay, maybe it's not great. But it took me two minutes.
Posted by: Annie at July 22, 2008 08:04 AM
