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June 07, 2008
Feeling Bubba's Pecker
Stantis continues the Republicans' obsession with Bill Clinton's penis today. See, Winslow got a "stimulus" package, so his "package" is "stimulated" - get it? Get it? His penis is engorged with blood, just like Bill Clinton when he got a blow job from Monica! Ha ha.
It amazes me that Republicans STILL can't stop talking about the Clintons' sex life, yet they act as if lying us into war, illegally spying on us, and trashing the economy are all completely acceptable and not something we should worry about (just ask David Broder). But Clinton had oral in the Oval ten years ago? Now THAT'S relevant!
Can you imagine all the fun they're going to have with Obama? You see, he's black. Lots of naughty little jokes they can tell about him, although they'll say they're not really racist jokes. Personally my prediction is that McCain makes a "joke" where he refers to Obama as a "young buck" or a "boy" before August. Because you see, it's okay to joke about that - there's nothing more serious we should be focusing on in the world. Bill Clinton's got a penis, you see, and Obama is a negro, so there's jokes to be told! Crack to it, Stantis - let's see some more of your political comedy stylings!
