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June 27, 2008

God Said, 'Huh?'

TODAY'S STRIP

Man oh man. [Knee slap.] Such hilarity, cancer! Stantis's cancer jokes are groin-grabbingly funny, even if you're not Lance Armstrong! I haven't laughed this hard at a cancer joke since I guffawed a big fat "Ha!" whilst sitting through a Julia Sweeney monologue.

But after the fun and joy of making fun of one's appearance because of cancer comes the weird part of today's strip:

Winslow, after gettin' a paddlin', remarking, "I bet he never did this to Joe Lieberman."

What a stupid remark. Why would McCain beat up Joe Lieberman? In fact, McCain has been beating OFF Joe Liberman in their long, old-fashioned courtship. Only dry-humping and jerking each other off for now. They're waiting to get engaged before they begin fellating each other. And only when they're married will Joe finally lay face down on the bed and let McCain veep him up the ass.

Anyway: TGIF, folks. Thank God I don't have a disfigured Face because of cancer.

Am I right, folks?!

Posted by CJo on June 27, 2008 11:02 AM

Comments

Yikes! Do you think Scottie honestly doesn't know about McCain's bout with cancer, or do you think he doesn't care?

Posted by: Annie at June 27, 2008 11:32 AM

I dunno - Stantis was okay with "joking" about Sandra Day O'Connor's dying husband.

Posted by: The Furnace at June 27, 2008 01:22 PM

It's okay because McCain's not a grandparent. If it were Pelosi, however, it would be out of bounds.

Posted by: Sacki at June 28, 2008 12:13 AM

McCain's campaign bio says that he has four grandchildren. So there you go.

Posted by: Annie at June 28, 2008 11:39 AM