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May 16, 2008
Yet Another Friday Visit from Weird Al Yankovic
'Song for Scott Stantis'
(To the Tune of "[B]eat It")
You worked for years and years to defend George Bush
Your comic scribblings were like what comes out of your tush
And now you're feeling bad, your soul needs a push
So eat it, just eat it
Your conscience crisis is too little too late
To make up for all your lies and your bilious hate
So open up here comes the crow it's gonna taste great
So eat it, and don't tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it , eat it, eat it
Open up your maw and eat it
I don't care if you choke
You're a silly, piddling joke
Just eat it
Comments
Ah, yes, the conservatives want to have a national discussion on torture, and the liberals keep saying "Why do you hate freedom? How about those Rangers?"
Yep. Scottie's nailed it again.
In two weeks: Carmen calls Winslow "Neville Chamberlain". Or will Scottie screw up and call him "Neville Longbottom?"
Posted by: Annie at May 16, 2008 12:50 PM
I think he'll call him Aaron Neville, thinking about how everybody plays the fool. Sometimes.
Posted by: Sacki at May 16, 2008 03:04 PM

