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May 15, 2008
The 2013 Year Old Man
McCain is hitting all his cues today, coming out with his Conan O'Brien-inspired speech, "In The Year 2013," on the same day Stantis is yelping his little conservative white man yelp of 'remember us?'
Poor little Scott Stantis and his brethren whimpering in sadness and disgust that John McCain doesn't share their same interest in pederasty and blood sucking (or whatever it is whackjob conservatives believe in).
THIS, my friends, my friends, is your legacy. THIS, my friends, is what you deserve. Lump it or leave it, mis amigos.
Not that I or 85% of the country think there's a whit of difference between McCain or This Current Administration Stantis Has Worked So Hard to Defend. But that's not my problem.
Comments
I think it's great that McCain is planning for the future. Not the future of our country of course, but his presidential campaign future - saying if he's elected he'll have the troops out in 2013, meaning we have to give him a full four years and then give him another term to get the job done. I can't wait to hear his other programs, like "saving Social Security quick and easy by 2025" and "paying off the debt before the next millennium."
But Obama has dark skin and a funny name so please, let's all vote for 8 more years of Bush policies. Right Sacki?
Posted by: The Furnace at May 15, 2008 01:38 PM
Who said anything about 8 more years, Furnace? McCain will either end it all with a push of the button or die of a rage-inflicted heart attack before 2012. Condi Rice couldn't possibly be re-elected after her elevation from the vice-presidency, as this 2008 election shows that neither blacks nor women can capture the Oval Office.
Posted by: Sacki at May 15, 2008 02:04 PM
Did you see the part in Carmen's hair in the second panel? That has to be the widest gap ever.
Posted by: John at May 15, 2008 04:33 PM
