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May 12, 2008
I Dunk Now

We always give Stantis a hard time for his aversion to technology, but he has absolutely nailed it today. Just like Chester Gould was a visionary for imagining a world where detectives have video-conferencing capabilities on their wrists in Dick Tracy, now Scott Stantis sees a world where Coyotes carry handheld Timex Sinclair 1000's, which can get the latest news feeds via CB radio technology.
Make sure to enter this in first, Winslow:
10 INPUT "Election News", U$
20 PRINT "Democrats"; U$
30 INPUT "CB Radio Feed: ", N
40 S$ = ""
50 FOR I = 1 TO N
60 S$ = S$ + "*"
70 NEXT I
Comments
Yeah, because John McCain has been desperate for attention lately. Please. Does Stantis even live in our world? Maybe he's getting his news from the past, like he's in that movie "Frequency."
Posted by: The Furnace at May 12, 2008 11:20 AM

