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April 06, 2008
Redefining Lazy the Stantis Way
So instead of Winslow attempting to fly it looks like Stantis is going to have him periodically yell questions at the sky. That's right - godless liberal heathen Winslow is asking God "why?". I didn't think it was possible, but Stantis has found a way to be even lazier than he was before. Now he doesn't even have to draw Winslow wearing crazy flying get-ups - it's just Winslow standing in the desert, which is what he does every day. I wouldn't put it past Stantis that after today's fall thanks to Carmen's big mouth Winslow will be in traction for the next few months so Stantis just has to draw the coyote laying in bed. Then Carmen will break his jaw, so he won't even have to draw his mouth moving when he talks. Come on, Stantis - try to be even lazier! I know you can do it!
Looking back, it's hard to believe that when the big three candidates are all making headlines (Hillary's sniper story, Obama's pastor, McCain lying about al Qaeda and Iran, etc.) Stantis spent a week on whether or not Carmen and Winslow could be running mates. Yeah, he tried to work in slams on the internet, but this is the best he can do? It would be on thing if his slams on the net included how idiots who read those stupid emails think Obama is a Muslim, but nope - just more lazy, half-azzed comments that were tossed out as an afterthought.
With Tucker Carlson and John Gibson both losing their jobs, how long before editors across the country realize that it's okay to fire lame conservatives like Stantis?
