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April 17, 2008
Snatchity Snatchity Boom
While Scott Stantis drops the word 'snatch' into the daily papers; while George Stephanopoulos lowers his pants and displays his little miniature penis for all the world to see; while Charlie Gibson stammers out Republican talking points in the guise of serious journalism; while John McCain and Hillary Clinton yowl in heat and jump in bed together as the media savors every minute, videotaping it and replaying it over and over like the political pornography it is; while all this is happening, the concerns -- the true, real concerns -- of our country -- of our WORLD -- go unnoticed and unmet.
God damn America, my friends. And fuck it, too.
Comments
Could Stantis have picked two lamer guys for punchlines? What, Ralph Nader was too easy? Isn't Alan Keyes running again?
Posted by: The Furnace at April 17, 2008 05:06 PM
