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April 21, 2008
Opening Days Ago
Some people think it's Opening Day when two unfortunate teams make a 16-hour airplane ride for a couple games in Japan. Others think Opening Day is when ESPN thaws out Jon Miller and Joe Morgan for the Sunday night kick-off. And then there are some who think Opening Day is, in fact, Opening Day, when the Cincinnatis play the Whomevers. But for me, it's not Opening Day until the split-fingered Stantis comes wobbling over the plate, three weeks late.
And this season, the big news is that Stantis comes out as a Dodgers fan!
At any rate, I'm a sucker for baseball cartoons, even lame, old gags like today. At least we didn't get any hectoring over steroids.
Comments
Was Stantis making a comment on LA vs. Washington? Or am I giving him too much credit?
Posted by: Annie at April 21, 2008 10:31 AM
I dunno, it sure looks like Carmen is on the juice.
Posted by: The Furnace at April 21, 2008 11:19 AM
Annie, I think it's "D. C. strikes out Hollywood". Regardless, I call a balk on Stantis.
Posted by: Packerchu at April 25, 2008 01:06 AM

