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March 24, 2008
Choose Your Own Adventure
As Carmen reads through
A) Viewer Mail
B) Web Pages she has printed out
C) A loose-leaf newspaper
D) Winslow's personal correspondence
E) Campaign strategy notes
she uncovers something which causes her to walk all stiff-legged through the desert like:
A) Frankenstein
B) A goose-stepping Nazi
C) An old man in need of Flomax
D) A petulant child
E) A petulant goose-stepping Nazi Frankenstein in need of Flomax
She then upbraids Winslow for:
A) Dumping Carmen as his running mate
B) Engaging in sodomy with Joe Lieberman
C) Engaging in sodomy with Geraldine Ferraro
D) Ending a declarative sentence with a question mark
E) Continuing to exist
