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February 17, 2008
Wreck
Well, at least it's not another strip obsessed with Bill Clinton's penis.
Today we learn that Scott Stantis doesn't know how to draw a motorcycle. At least I think that's what he's trying to draw - it's hard to tell. It could be a trike. Doesn't really matter - it's hard to look at, and doesn't make much sense.
I mean why is there a chunk taken out of the cactus? Did Winslow drive into it? Why did he drive off a cliff in the first place? What's that yellow stuff on top of the cactus - is that supposed to be Winslow's hair? Why is the front wheel still up in the air? Why am I bothering even asking these questions?
I hate to say it, but there's a part of me that wishes Winslow was still trying to fly instead of this garbage. But then Stantis couldn't use his witty kickstart line. I'm sure people were laughing big hearty laughs this morning over their oatmeal when they read that one.
I guess this means that Winslow is going to continue on his campaign as an independent. There's actually a lot of fertile ground for comedy there - what does he call his party? Who's his running mate? What's his platform? Unfortunately we're talking about Scott Stantis here, so none of it will be funny. We can only hope it doesn't look as terrible as today's strip. At least he's not trying to draw Bill Clinton's vomit anymore.
