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February 12, 2008
In The Belly Of Ronnie
Oh gee, Scott Stantis is STILL obsessed with Bill Clinton's penis. He's going to spend TWO WEEKS rehashing lame jokes from ten years ago? Not one mention yet of how the Democratic Congress is going to make illegal spying on Americans legal with no chance of investigating what happened because he thinks this is more important?
Here's a little trick to make reading this series a little more entertaining: imagine he's talking about Winslow being trapped inside Ronald Reagan's stomach. Instead of a cigar and a beret, imagine a picture of Fawn Hall and shredded Iran-Contra documents. Instead of a piece of paper with a scribble on it (honestly I have no idea what Stantis tried to write on there, but I'm going to assume it's Vince Foster's death warrant), imagine it's Donald Rumsfeld's bill of sale for WMDs to Saddam. Then as the Winslow's last line insert this instead: "Tastes like Alzheimer's and jelly beans."
Pathetic? Yes. Unfunny? Yes. Just like Scott Stantis.
Comments
How do you think Winslow will eventually get out?
a) burp/vomit
b) urine/excrement
c) burst out, alien-style
d) ejaculation
e) remains there for rest of Prickly City's run
f) Stantis drops story like it never happened
I'm sure he wants to do d), but can't figure how to get it past the censors. Maybe he'll have Winslow wake up disoriented, wrapped in a blue dress.
Posted by: John at February 12, 2008 10:32 AM
I thought it HW Bush who claimed to love the pork rinds, to show how he was in touch with the common man. Oh, wait, Scottie cannot possibly make fun of any Republican, because every single one is perfect simply by making that declaration. It's politics through faith rather than through works.
Posted by: Annie at February 12, 2008 10:37 AM
"I'm sure he wants to do d), but can't figure how to get it past the censors. Maybe he'll have Winslow wake up disoriented, wrapped in a blue dress."
John, that comment is simply hilarious. Even though I think this series is irrelevant, I think your proposed ending would make it great. Stantis isn't that funny though. My money is f).
Posted by: Chris at February 12, 2008 02:29 PM
