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February 14, 2008
He's Always At It
Nothing engorges Stantis' dick more than a heavy dose of Bill Clinton. Stantis never fails to stand to attention when Bill's around. Clinton is probably more reliable wank-off material for Stantis than a Michelle Malkin Google Image search.
This has been going on for years.
For example, how did Stantis imagine Clinton spent Valentine's Day in 1999?
Yes, that's right. By raping "Truth" with a cigar, leaving her defiled, spread-eagled body on the ground, her skirt hiked up; one imagines she has a bloodied nose.
I haven't seen art this classy since Guns-n-Roses' Appetite for Destruction hit the K-Mart shelves.
Sure, I suppose Clinton is fair game these days with his heavy-handed advocacy for Hillary. But isn't it appalling that eight years after Clinton left the White House Scott Stantis still gets in a heat and gets in a sulk, beating his meat to a bloody pulp?
Comments
Tomorrow in Bizarro World, Stantis asks George W. Bush to take an honest look at himself. No lying. No exaggeration. No self-pity.
Yep. But only in Bizarro World. Because in Scotty World, Dear Leader is perfect in all possible ways, We don't need change because everything is perfectly wonderful just as it is.
Posted by: Annie at February 14, 2008 10:05 AM
Sure, Bush might have lied us into war, but Clinton let people sleep in the Lincoln bedroom! Sure, Bush illegally spies on us and Congress is giving the telecoms immunity to do it, but Clinton got oral from an intern!
Priorities, people! Can't you see that Bill Clinton is evil and George Bush is a god???
Posted by: The Furnace at February 14, 2008 10:18 AM
I was kind of hoping that Stantis was going to kill off Winslowton(because of the "digestion" thing a couple days ago) and after a week or so of yet more "Carmen's all alone" jokes, end the strip. Oh well; I rather like this blog; you guys certainly deserve credit for making good commentary out of this terrible strip.
Posted by: Antenora at February 14, 2008 07:23 PM
