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February 20, 2008

Jingle Jangle

TODAY'S STRIP

"I've got a stimulus package in my pants
With a hole in my soul
And a shoe full of shit"
Winston contends
With a fat government check
That all poverty ends

He's mocking, of course
The Texan lame horse
Who came up with this plan of "need"
But he couldn't do it himself
He needed grandma Nan and modern-day saint Reid

Barry, of course, didn't bother to show
Maybe he'll complain that his funds were too low
He's poor just like us!
Nevermind his Harvard degree and mansion
Nor his K Street lobbyists.

Good luck with your hope your spirit
Good luck with your change
Because you're going to need it.

Posted by Sacki on February 20, 2008 09:28 AM

Comments

I don't know that the checks are such a great idea myself (and don't we have to send them back? Wasn't that the case last time?), but in what bizarro world does Carmen live? The economic fundamentals are sound? Uh, sure, if you ignore unemployment, the trade deficit, the dollar's world value, the budget deficit, and the shaky balance sheets of the leading banks. Yep, sound as a dollar!

Posted by: Annie at February 20, 2008 10:58 AM

Stantis sure hates the deficit. I'm sure he would love to go back to those halcyon years of surplus under Reagan. Wait... that's not right. It was Bill Clinton. Stantis is still continuing on his Bill Clinton theme.

Posted by: John at February 20, 2008 11:48 AM

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