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February 22, 2008
Junior, Jr.
Like with his past comical forays into pre-teens in thongs, kickball, and the culture of death, Scott Stantis proves once again that he has his limp dick on the faint pulse of non-trends that are running rampant in our society of disappearing moral leadership.
Does this man even read what his fevered brain compels his hand to scribble?
"All of the hit movies" feature pregnancies and "all kinds of celebrities" are getting pregnant? So Winslow is hopping on the pregnancy bandwagon? Because of "hit movies" and "celebrities?" Pregnancy is a fad?
I didn't realize fads lasted for four fucking billion years.
Comments
I'm assuming that Scottie is against abortion and probably birth control, too. (Isn't he a Catholic convert?) So you'd think he'd be way into the babies fad.
I went to Catholic high school, and I always liked how pregnancy was grounds for expulsion but abortion was not - because the administration couldn't tell who had had an abortion. Way to go with the hypocrisy, guys!
Posted by: Annie at February 22, 2008 11:47 AM
Maybe Stantis believed in the stork up until last year and all of the sudden the reality of pregnancy is hitting him, and he thinks it's a fad. Gotta pay attention in S*x Ed., Stantis...
Fat jokes, celebrity references, etc. are all Stantis's subpar crutches that he likes to lean on when he has nothing political to spout. Based on the past two days clearly he doesn't have anything political to spout. Hence, fat joke, celebrity reference, etc. Next up, a male character wears a thong!
http://tumbleweedtown.blogspot.com/2008/02/another-traditional-subpar-crutch.html
Posted by: Chris at February 22, 2008 02:13 PM
This pregnancy fan will be over soon. People are going to get sick of all the gossip and coverage of Lucille Ball and her baby Little Ricky, and pregnant Demi Moore on the cover of Vanity Fair, and Karla being pregnant on "Cheers", and movies like "Rosemary's Baby", and ABC After School Specials like "My Mom's Having a Baby".
Posted by: John at February 22, 2008 03:56 PM
Oops I meant "fad" not "fan". Obviously Stantis is not a fan of pregnancy.
Posted by: John at February 22, 2008 03:57 PM
