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January 14, 2008
Where's Winslow?
No wonder the Winslow J. Winston For President campaign is in such disarray. The people running the campaign can't locate Winslow even though HE'S SITTING AT THE FRONT WINDOW OF HEADQUARTERS STARING WISTFULLY OUT THE WINDOW.
I know there will be some people out there who will claim the visage of Winslow on the front of the building is a campaign poster. I pre-dispute those claims. That is a window. And Winslow is looking out the window.
It's time to fire the staff, Winslow. Clean house. (Start with Carmen Rove.) You're still in this thing.
Comments
Arguably the most bizarre PC ever. It would be one thing if Stantis had established that it was a picture of Winslow in the window, but 1) he never showed a close up of the building before 2) he never showed a poster with Winslow's face on it before and 3) no political candidate puts a picture of his or her face in the windlow of his campaign headquarters! Who would go into a building with a giant Guiliani head staring at them? Worst cut and paste job ever. Once again I have to ask: does Stantis even have editors anymore, or has the RNC told them to print it "as is" no matter what?
Posted by: The Furnace at January 14, 2008 09:53 AM
Maybe that's the mysterious Winston in the window. He's the equally mysterious third character, a wacky long-lost brother from the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm or something.
Posted by: Annie at January 14, 2008 12:45 PM
I think that IS Winslow in the window. He's gone AWOL mentally, his note refers to going on a little mental "break", and those are his handlers who are talking in the background, while Winslow passively stares out the window at the neverending desert, eyes: unfocused, heartrate: calm.
Posted by: FredN. at January 14, 2008 02:03 PM
Just wondering... did Stantis ever give any reason why Winslow was running for president in the first place? Is it only to free Lindsay Lohan and invade Canada?
nd why does Carmen even work for him? Isn't her character alleged to be the voice of reason of the duo? She's had numerous chances to bring an end to his campaign, but still she keeps it going.
I hope this Winslow-is-AWOL thing will be the end of this pointless campaign, but somehow I don't think we will be that lucky.
Posted by: John at January 14, 2008 04:08 PM
Yeah, I too was wondering about why Carmen even works for Winslow in the first place. She's not supposed to be stupid like he is.
Posted by: Chris at January 14, 2008 06:59 PM
hello gary
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