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January 18, 2008
Hot or Not -- Presidential Candidate Spouse Edition
Thanks to Scott Stantis and his juvenile fascination with Fred Thompson's wife, we can engage in a bit of juvenilia ourselves...
Introducing: Hot or Not -- Presidential Candidate Spouse Edition
Ranked. In order.
14. Whitney Gravel
Rating: ?
Comment: Does Not Compute
13. Carol Paul
Rating: Not
Comment: Not hot, nor should we expect or even want her to be.
12. Lynne Hunter
Rating: Not
Comment: I'm sure she's a great gal, but I just can't get excited about a GOP spouse named Lynne.
11. Janet Huckabee
Rating: Not
Comment: Not even if one were to go back in time to 1974.
10. Jocelyn Keyes
Rating: Not
Comment: May God bless this poor woman. Well, of course, God has already blessed this woman otherwise she would not be worthy of Ambassador Keyes. But still.
9. Alfonso Winston
Rating: Not
Comment: Foot waxing skills or no: no thanks. He's all for you, Winslow!
8. Judith Giuliani
Rating: Not Really
Comment: "Shag Fund" is two letters removed from Hag Fun.
7. Jeri Thompson
Rating: Not All That
Comment: Sorry, Scott (and others): I don't see it.
6. Cindy McCain
Rating: Slightly Hot
Comment: Not my personal cup of tea, but I could see some merits. If I squinted. Or winced.
5. Ann Romney
Scale: Mostly Hot
Comment: After 38 years of Mormon Marital Relations with Monogamous Mitt, she's undoubtedly looking for a little, um, variety. Could be fun.
4. Bill Clinton
Rating: Of course
Comment: Fellatio without all that messy ejaculation? That's gotta be a plus.
3. Elizabeth Kucinich
Rating: And How
Comment: It's become a cliche to ooh and ahh over Mrs. K, but the bottom line is that she's a very attractive woman.
2. Elizabeth Edwards
Rating: Very
Comment: What she may (or may not) lack in visceral, physical hotness, she more than makes up for in being awesome.
1. Michelle Obama
Rating: Smokin'
Comment: Wowee Zowee.
Comments
No, No, No, No, No, Dude, No, No, No, No, Dude, Yes, No, No.
Posted by: Sacki at January 18, 2008 12:58 PM
Anybody would be considered attractive next to that last drawing of Carmen. Did Stantis break his hand while drawing her?
Posted by: The Furnace at January 18, 2008 02:06 PM
While I was disturbed by the way that Carmen has no part in the third panel and a massive part in the fourth panel, I think the real atrocity art-wise today is the second panel. Look at Winslow's mouth. Is that supposed to be a probiscis or something?
Posted by: Chris at January 18, 2008 05:05 PM
