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December 14, 2007

The Crime of the Ancient Mariner; or, Kubla Khan: A Rip-Off

TODAY'S STRIP

In Prickcity did Scott Stantis
A half-assed kickball-moon design :
And Carmen the Neo-Con tot
With Winslow the liberal sot
Were reduced to endless whine.

They run across the barren ground
With fists balled-up all set to pound :
When they disagree they remove all blight,
The shouting match once strong withers on the vine ;
They punch, they kick, they pummel with the Right,
Like their creator – sunk in slime.

Posted by CJo on December 14, 2007 10:49 AM

Comments

Very nice CJo.

So does anybody think that Stantis intentionally made Carmen act like President Bush this week? Say she wants to work together but then threatening to pummel Winslow when she doesn't get her way?

If that's the case he should have ended it with Winslow pulling a Harry Reid and just giving Carmen/Bush everything she wants, like he's about to do with the FISA/telecom immunity bill.

Posted by: The Furnace at December 14, 2007 11:35 AM

The girl's got no teeth, no wonder she's so cranky.

BUT - imagine how much worse it would be with a national medical system; she'd have no lips or tongue either, and have to wait 5 months just to get it looked at.

Posted by: Sacki at December 14, 2007 02:20 PM

I heard that with national healthcare if you have a heart attack they make you wait five months too. And it's all run by Nazis. Puppy killing Nazis.

Posted by: The Furnace at December 14, 2007 02:31 PM

Carmen should really visit a dentist, regardless of whether she has insurance. Which she should, by the way; I mean, if Winston the Coyote has insurance, wouldn't she?

Posted by: Chris at December 14, 2007 03:54 PM

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