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December 07, 2007
In Excelsis Deo
So lemme get this straight.
Carmen, that nattering nabob of negativism, that dilettante and slut, that Ann Coulter-as-Subject-of-Term-Paper-Writing smug-nosed, sour-pussed, hair-part-splitting neo-con tot, continues her plea to mankind, as exasperated at all the Haters in the world as Rodney King, spouting, "I just want everyone to get along."
And Winslow is a greedy bastard. Maybe not War Profiteering Greedy of the Defense Contractor or Oil Company kind. His is a more insidious type of greed. Winslow's consumer greed threatens the spirit of the season -- the very fabric of our nation! -- which is peace and goodwill toward men, and everyone getting along, and buying a Coke for each other, and understanding different viewpoints, and respecting those who have the temerity to want to help those in need by offering them affordable healthcare even if it is on the government's dime, and such and such.
So Scott Stantis and Carmen have turned a new leaf? They are now full of peace and love for all mankind? Is this the Christmas miracle we've been waiting on our entire lives? Is this what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown?
Angels we have heard...while high.
Comments
Should we start a pool? How long will it take Carmen to say something mean-spirited or divisive? Put me down for next Monday (12/10).
Posted by: John at December 7, 2007 10:27 AM
Put me down for next Thursday, 12/13. I have a hunch.
Posted by: Chris at December 7, 2007 03:28 PM
