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November 21, 2007
You've Got To Sass It
Today we find still more high-school level (or perhaps junior-high, kids these days grow up so quickly (although actually they don't, and adolescence lasts through the 30s - heck, our fearless leader was still having "youthful indiscretions" like driving while intoxicated))...today we find more "youthful" pablum spewed forth from the mouths of Winston and Carmen. To do otherwise would require nuance; that and a 527 campaign will get you...unelected. (More time to windsurf.)
In the spirit of the season, however, I'll give thanks that more people are just too lazy to hire a helper monkey to scribble drawerings to attach to their halfwitticisms. If they weren't so lazy, we might see more reductio ad absurdum filling the comics pages. Like these, f'rinstance.
Edwards: Ambulance chaser.
Obama: ,Barack Hussein.
Biden: Plagiarist.
Kucinich: Short, bankrupted Cleveland.
Gravel: Dyslexic unfrozen caveman lawyer.
Richardson: Hablos.
Dodd: Ivory tower egghead.
I look foward to seeing more where that came from. And if you're wondering why no GOP candidates listed, mix and match your favorite candidates with: 9/11, god, guns, osama, defense, defense, defense (yeah yeah yeah), ignoreland.
Comments
Colbert gravel kucinich paul nader perot carter [conyers?rangel?] united for truth elicit fear smear blacklist.
The people know too much,
democracy rising democracy now.
Rage against the machine.
Honesty compassion intelligence guts.
No more extortion blackmail bribery division.
Divided we fall.
Posted by: gravel kucinich paul nader at November 21, 2007 10:48 AM
I don't like Hillary, for all sorts of reasons, but I find it odd that a family values conservative like Stantis would criticize anyone for honoring her marriage vows. She's not the one who cheated.
Posted by: Annie at November 21, 2007 10:59 AM
That's the problem with the liberal media, Annie, they've been misinterpreting 'family values' this whole time. Giuliani, McCain, Thompson, and the others love families so much that they spread it around. Go forth and prosper and all that, whereas libs = selfish shellfish.
Posted by: Sacki at November 21, 2007 11:13 AM
Any chance that Stantis looked at his calendar two weeks ago and planned a nice Thanksgiving strip? Or will tomorrow be another personal attack on Hillary without discussing any real issues? (She allegedly plays the gender card, and her husband cheated on her.)
Maybe he'll have Carmen bring up the old "Clinton body count" thing.
Posted by: John at November 21, 2007 03:42 PM
I think Stantis is confusing his smears. I don't remember Ted Kennedy cheating on his wife.
But David Vitter did. And Giuliani. Newt too. And don't forget Rush.
Glass houses, Stantis.
Posted by: The Furnace at November 21, 2007 05:34 PM
