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November 05, 2007
Silly Bunny
Oh, mercy mercy me.
Guess who's back.
And, wouldn't you know it, Scott Stantis can't even successfully bring a character back to life from his own archives.
Last time he was around and predicting doom, it was Kevin the Lost Bunny of Apocalypse. Today, it's Kevin the Lost Rabbit of Apocalypse. Sure, it's a relatively small boner but it's not the size were concerned with, it's how he uses it. Or something like that. It's just another example of the half-assed-ed-ness that typifies Stantis's output.
I'm also amused by the bits of data Kevin throws around to illustrate the End Times:
War! Sure, I can see that. War is not a good thing.
Terror! Of course. No one likes to be scared.
Global Warming! I didn't realize Scott was embracing the concept yet, but sure...This is something that concerns people.
Subprime Loans! One could make a strong case for this. It is -- economically-speaking -- troubling.
Obesity! If there's one thing besides thongs that Stantis has a boner for, it's obesity. (A boner boner, not a mistake boner.) I'm not sure if obesity -- "epidemic" or no -- is a sign of the Apocalypse. But I'm not sitting here with a raging hard-on thinking about the girth of our country.
Gas! Curious choice. Is he worried about flatulence or the stuff that we put in our cars to make them go. And if he's talking about fuel, I suppose he's more concerned with the "High price of" rather than just the overall concept of gas.
Health Care! Huh? Again, I think the concern is over that "Lack of Affordable Health Care, especially for children," rather than the general concept of "Health Care." But, in Stantis's case, who friggin' knows.
Comments
Man, just when I thought his drawing ability couldn't get any worse, Stantis proves me wrong. This isn't a comic - it's a rough sketch. I used to be shocked that Stantis gets paid for this, but then I heard that Glenn Beck just signed a deal to get paid $50 million for 5 years. Yeah, it's a liberal media.
Posted by: The Furnace at November 5, 2007 10:39 AM
