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November 22, 2007
A Turkey is a Bad Person
Taking deep breaths. Counting slowly to ten. Chanting my mantra ("Serentiy Now").
This is how I'm stopping myself from punching the turkey after reading today's strip.
When most folk sit back and contemplate what they're thankful for, Stantis instead opts to continue his week of stuporous anger over something that never. friggin. happened, using it as an opportunity to sully Hillary Clinton with gobs of fecal matter that he finds in his nearly-empty head.
It's no surprise, though. Stantis is a bastard, especially around the Holidays. In its four years of existence, there has only been one reference to Thanksgiving in Prickly City.
Let's take a look back at the Thanksgiving day strips of yore...
2004...Fresh from gloating over Bush's re-election, Stantis gives us Winslow in a fez talking about Manscaping:
2005...The one time he mentions Thanksgiving, he pushes a turkey off a cliff:
2006...Fresh from the pain over the GOP losing control of Congress and a few weeks prior to undergoing shoulder surgery, he features Carmen all alone, out on a cliff:
Anyway, I'm thankful this post is done, so I can enjoy time with my family and friends away from the miserable world of Prickly City.
Comments
Sad things from these strips: while Stantis' artwork changes, it never gets better; the second one is ripped off from the most famous WKRP episode; the Dems won in 2006 and nothing's changed, including how bad PC is.
Happy thing: everyone's going to hate Stantis for talking politics and smearing Dems with lies on a holiday that's supposed to bring us together.
Posted by: The Furnace at November 22, 2007 08:53 AM
What would Bill O'Reilly say about Stantis not celebrating a Federal holiday? Insulting Hillary Clinton instead of giving thanks to God smacks of public schools holding music recitals instead of Christmas pageants!
Posted by: Annie at November 22, 2007 10:44 AM
