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November 08, 2007
Easy Bunny
He's an easy bunny. 'Fore you know it you'll be on your knees. (You'll be on your kneeees.)
Kevin the Lost Bunny and/or Rabbit of the Apocalypse and his Motley Herd of Bang Bunnies are off spreading fear, their legs, and fluffy little gonorrhea. They are also swinging high, low, left, right, inside, outside, upside-down, and any which way but loose.
What a special treat for our nation's comic-reading youth to come across this comefest of filthy, dirty, slutty, ass-grabbing bunnies who fuck like Bobby Peru.
If exclusive, behind-the-scenes, paid subscriber, bonus access to the upcoming panels of this storyline was made available, one might learn that we're going to be filled in on the backstory of Prickly City, which was once a boomtown, and now merely a boom, boom, boom let's go back to my room town and is actually located in the Wide Stance state of Idaho, which culminates in the first public endorsement of Larry Craig for President. With Winslow as his running mate, of course, and a Supreme Court packed ass-to-cheek with bunnies.
Barring that unexpected release of classified materials, however, we're merely going to have a whole lotta uninspired drivel to look forward to in the coming days, weeks, months, & godhelpus years. So, please, if you have occassion to toast to our health, toast to our fuck, as well. We'll need it.
Comments
Wow, I have to say that I'm a bit surprised that Stantis's syndicate let him get away with this one. For someone who's always complaining about the moral decline of our society in the strip, a reference to something s*xual is the last thing I'd expect.
Apocalyptic, fear-spreading bunnies like Kevin swing both ways, according to today's strip. Now I know that here the idea is that both the Democrats and the Repbulicans can resort to the politics of fear, not that the bunnies are bis*xual, but that's pretty racy for the newspapers. Then Winslow says that Kevin is an "easy bunny." So, the implication there is that fear whores itself to both sides of the political spectrum. Again, pretty racy for a newspaper strip.
I'm not trying to be prudish or something; I just was surprised that Stantis was allowed to publish this, considering that the comics censoring code is stuck back in the early 1950s, as you may know if you read other comics.
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Since we're on the topic of the moral decline of our society, this would be a big marker of it, especially if nothing is done about it:
The possible confirmation of Mukasey as attorney general.
The fact that the Senate is even debating confirming him is a bit disturbing. I mean, this is the guy (as I told you last week) who refuses to say that waterboarding is a form of torture. It's bad enough that we have an administration that uses torture freely despite its illegality, but if we had an attorney general -- who helps to define the law -- that does not think that torture techniques like waterboarding are illegal, that would be even worse.
"The United States will not be viewed kindly if we confirm as chief law enforcement officer of this country someone who is unwilling or unable to recognize torture when he sees it," said Sen. Dick Durbin of Illinois, the Senate's No. 2 Democrat.
"'The United States will not be viewed kindly if we confirm as chief law enforcement officer of this country someone who is unwilling or unable to recognize torture when he sees it,' said Sen. Dick Durbin of Illinois, the Senate's No. 2 Democrat," according to the Associated Press. I agree with the Senator, but unfortunately he is in the minority. The reality of the matter is that Mukasey is expected to be confirmed easily. Um...Democratic majority? What's up with that? This guy condones waterboarding. How can you even consider supporting him?
There's your moral decline, Scott. And like Kevin the Lost Bunny Rabbit of the Apocalypse, it swings both ways.
Posted by: Chris at November 8, 2007 07:12 PM
