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October 29, 2007
Well I'll Be Danged
Even though he's blown between $60.0-$64.0 million in campaign funds ($64.0 million according to strip on 8/7/07 vs. $60.0 million according to a strip on 9/12/07), spending it all on Randy the Dancing Llama (according to a strip on 8/7/07) or spending $2.0 million on Randy the Dancing Llama (according to strip on 9/12/07) and the rest on god-knows-what; even though he's traveled to Iowa but didn't really travel to Iowa, yet still ended up insulting Corn; even though he's insulted the liberal intelligentsia with an out-of-character joke about Teddy Kennedy; even though he took a week's vacation to walk to New Jersey to celebrate Pat DiNizio's birthday after he took a week's vacation to walk to New York to woo Trouble; he's now got to hit the campaign trail because he's (as a Democract) now polling behind Ron Paul (a Republican) who is seemingly in the lead in the Prickly City GOP polls.
You got all that?
Stantis, alas, does not. He wanders in and out of this story, adjusts facts and circumstances to fit the week, waltzing and flitting and flipping and flopping, and generally making an even bigger mess out of an already hacked-up, messed-up, crapped-up comic strip.
Comments
My favorite part is that Carmen took over as Winslow's campaign manager before he spent all that money, and now Stantis acts like she hasn't had anything to do with his campaign. It's as if he expects the entire country to forget something he only did a little while back.
In other news, did you hear that IraN is a "grave and serious threat?"
Posted by: The Furnace at October 29, 2007 11:06 AM
So he's running as a Democrat.
Wow, that was a stupid move on Stantis's part. He can't have Winslow win the real primaries, so he'll have to stop Winslow's campaign in February. As I said months ago, the solution is to have him run on a fictional third party (e.g. the Meadow Party of "Bloom County") so he can make it all the way to Election Day '08. But Stantis has never had that much foresight.
Speaking of which, it's Election Day '07 a week from tomorrow! Anyone voting in a major race? Over here where I live the only big election this year is for mayor.
Posted by: Chris at October 29, 2007 09:51 PM
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