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October 05, 2007
Hear: Trouble Comes
Winslow, who just a few weeks ago wasn't able to navigate his way outside the Prickly City limits to get to Iowa, has now successfully hitchhiked to New York City, where apparently he's trying to forcibly woo Trouble. And that bitch is fighting back.
Stantis makes the best of the situation, though, and throws a jab at the "safe sex" movement. You know, those awful people who try to educate teens about birth control and STDs instead of wrapping the genitals of the hormonal teens in the whisper-thin pages of the Bible, which, alas, are bound to dissipate into a pulpy mess at the first semen spill.
But I digress...
Let me get back to the crux of my argument: This is dumb.
Comments
If Charles was around he's be completely disgusted by today's Shrubville.
Me, I could care less.
I wonder if someone complained to Stantis that he hasn't been political enough lately, so he shoe-horned in the dig at safe se x education.
Posted by: The Furnace at October 5, 2007 10:54 AM
Ha - I tried to comment using the word "s e x" and it wouldn't let me. Is that some kind of spam filter?
Posted by: The Furnace at October 5, 2007 10:55 AM
Carmen's eight, right? Do they really have "safe s e x" lectures for kids in the third grade?
Posted by: Doc Sane at October 5, 2007 04:04 PM
Well Doc I'm a sophomore in high school and they never even mentioned s e x to us before grade 5, never mentioned condoms and other contraceptives (safe s**) until freshman year.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 6, 2007 07:24 PM
