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September 18, 2007
Bad Medicine
It looks like Stantis got another book on philosophy along with that gift subscription to "Popular Science" CJo mentioned yesterday.
Carmen is spouting off about healthcare today, which isn't going to lead to anything good (or funny). Pretty much her position is the same as Ivan Drago's when he stood over the knocked out Apollo Creed: "If he dies, he dies." Nice to know that it's Carmen who has something in common with that Russian pinko.
I have no clue where Stantis is going with all of this. Apparently he seems to think that we should all get sick and die - that would be the best kind of healthcare available. I mean, what else is he trying to say here? He's not really endorsing our current system. He's obviously against universal healthcare (or "thee socialized medicine" if you're Strom Thurmond). So his solution? Get sick, die, whatever - he could care less. Bah. Is there a joke in there somewhere? Cuz I can't find it.
You know what would be really funny? If Carmen and Winslow were playing doctor, and Carmen - as the receptionist taking Winslow's information - refused to treat Winslow because he didn't have the right HMO. Actually that wouldn't be funny, but it's better than the crap Stantis is trying to wipe off on us today.
I think it's time to play "Which gear will Stantis shift into tomorrow?" It seems like this week is going to be a mish-mash of different topics, since Stantis is like a hyperactive kid with ADHD drinking Jolt cola so he can't focus on one thing for longer than a day anymore. So what's up for tomorrow? Back to Winston's campaign for president? Fat kid jokes? Britney? Let us know what you think Stantis will do tomorrow, because I'm sure it'll be funnier than what he actually does.
Comments
So is Scottie taking up Christian Science?
Posted by: Annie at September 18, 2007 10:09 AM
