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August 07, 2007
And Yes, Carmen's Left Eye In The Third Panel IS a Question Mark
So it turns out that Winslow actually raised $64 million, not the $60 million that Stantis originally told us back in June. Hey Stantis, if you don't want to be bothered with keeping track of your own story details you can always use the seach engine here to look back so you can maintain some continuity in your strip.
Anywho - yeah, $64 million. Using her awesome math skills (apparently she wasn't a Child Left Behind), Carmen figures out that's $32 million a vote. Apparently she's already forgotten that one of those votes wasn't even for Winslow, or Winston, but Woodrow Wilson.
Then we get the AWESOME punchline - Winslow spent all of the money on hookers, just like Senator Vitter. Oh wait, I'm sorry - he spent it on a "dancing llama" named "Randy." I'm sure if Randy was a black man in a Florida men's room and Winslow was a Republican he would have saved himself a ton of money.
What makes today's PC so priceless is that Carmen is supposed to be in charge of Winslow's campaign, hence in charge of the money. So once again Stantis inadvertently slams the Republican party, showing that they're really the ones who spend money like drunken sailors and can't be trusted with the economy. Way to go Stantis, I like the cut of your jib.
I wonder what else Carmen and Winslow wasted that $60 - sorry, $64 million on. I bet it wasn't anywhere near as cool as what President Bush wastes our taxpayer money on...
