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July 31, 2007
Redefining Lazy
Wow. Talk about phoning it in. Just when I thought Stantis couldn't get any lazier he tops himself. FOUR frames showing a building that was revealed as Winslow's campaign headquarters YESTERDAY? Is that the only reason you showed it on Monday, Stantis? So you could take today off? Supposedly the biggest day of the year in Prickly City, and Stantis can't be bothered with actually doing anything. Nice. How can I get a job like that?
What's terrific is that even without spending more than a few minutes creating the strip, it's STILL confusing. One positive is that instead of typing "AWWWWWWW" like he would in the past, this time he has someone say "AHHHHHHH." However there isn't any kind of punctuation, so we're left to wonder - is that a sigh? Or is someone inside the building screaming? Who knows, who cares - at least that's how Stantis feels.
I'm just amazed at how Stantis has lost complete interest in his own month-long story arc. He really could care less. And I doubt he's thought ahead about where all of this is going. It's a primary, not the be-all-end-all of the campaign, so Winslow could lose and still go to Iowa...and New Hampshire...and California...and Florida...and then to Washington DC...YEAAHHHH!!! But will Stantis address the Howard Dean strategy? Doubtful. Because he obviously could care less about Prickly City anymore. It's just a paycheck to him. It's as if he's been told he has to keep doing it because the newspapers need a neo-con comic strip, no matter how unfunny or poorly drawn. So he just keeps churning out this crap, and people are expected to read it and enjoy it. Advice to those who do read it and enjoy it: get help. And please, don't reproduce.
Uh oh...looks like Rodimus Prime found out what Stantis was doing instead of working on Prickly City...
