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July 23, 2007

Like Cindy Sheehan, I Have Returned

TODAY'S STRIP

Good to be back, good to be back. Good to see you all. Lookin' good, folks. Everyone doing good? Good, good.

And what a warm welcome back from Scott Stantis today, too. What a delight to once again read the jibes from Uncle Scott, playfully ruffling the hair of l'il liberals everywhere.

Cindy Sheehan is back and she's demanding cameras. What a media whore. She lied and reason died. Stick it to her, Uncle Scott. No one deserves your playful attention more than Cindy Sheehan. How DARE she turn her son's death into a political movement. Who does she think she is? A 9/11 widow?

So give her those noogies, those grundies, those Indian burns. Tease and jibe. Kid'n'play. Slap and tickle.

Just make sure it's in the spirit of good nature. Otherwise, Uncle Scott, you're a raving mad dickwad prick son-of-a-cock.

Posted by CJo on July 23, 2007 08:33 AM

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Somewhere, there must be the mother of a dead soldier who is willing to come out and proudly tel the world that her child died in the name of a noble, just cause. I'm surprised someone like this hasn't popped up, and then Stantis could include her as part of his ongoing support of the glories of teh Bush II reign.

Posted by: Annie at July 23, 2007 10:10 AM

Some days, Stantis is just a dick.

So when exactly is the Prickly City primary?

Posted by: The Furnace at July 23, 2007 10:26 AM

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