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May 19, 2007
When Democrats Attack
Today's a fitting end to one of the worst weeks in the history of Prickly City, a phrase that's quickly starting to lose all meaning. Just when you think Stantis can't get any worse...
So after Winslow declares he's heading for the Dem debate as a pro-war candidate, he proceeds to forget all about the war issue and instead calls Hillary a witch and says Obama doesn't know what he's talking about. Today he says he doesn't hate George W. Bush, which apparently results in him getting nearly beaten to death by moderator Chris Matthews and the rest of the Democratic contenders.
I have to give Stantis props for one thing: he sure does know how to add layers to his suckitude.
For starters, Brian Williams moderated the Dem debate - Chris Matthews handled the Republicans. And even if this is supposed to be a future debate, last time I checked Matthews has a whole lot more in common with the Republicans than the Democrats (maybe Stantis should look up that Hardball footage of Matthews nearly having an orgasm on air talking about how manly Bush looked in that flight suit).
I also like how Stantis has the pacifist pussy left-wingers beating the hell out of Winslow. That's so in character, isn't it? Gee, I thought Conservative Carmen was the one who thought punching someone in the face was the best way to make a point. Nope - it's the Dems who are suddenly the violent ones.
Oh, and it's nice that Carmen is picking her nose in that last panel. Classy.
What else can be said about the Worst Comic Strip In History? Stantis has completely given up on his own characters. Apparently now Winslow is a pro-war Democrat who doesn't hate Bush. Um, last time I checked that was called Joe Lieberman, and he's not a Democrat. Carmen has been reduced to a neo-con who doesn't say anything, probably because Stantis can't think of anything good for her to say since his Republican party is so completely corrupt. What is she going to do, defend Alberto Gonzales and Paul Wolfowitz? Maybe eulogize Jerry Falwell in a few weeks? Hey, maybe Carmen can be named War Czar (or is it Tzar? I can never remember which one the Communists prefer).
Oh, wait, Paris Hilton got sentenced to jailtime two weeks ago. Nevermind. I think we all know how the next week is going to be spent.
