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May 04, 2007
Scott's a Creep. He's a Weirdo.
As if it wasn't bad enough to hear Stantits complain about a sweaty, hairy dude in a Speedo, today we have to endure -- yet again -- his sickening obsession with Angeline Jolie. Yes, dude: we get it; you'd like to get all up in her suckulent [sic] lips.
And it seems like Jolie's puss isn't the only one that gets his cocktoral vote. Add Halle Berry and Jessica Alba to the list of women who should be afraid...should be very afraid. 'Cause once Stantits gets his hammy little fists wrapped around your ankles, ladies, begging and pleading for attention, grasping, trying to pull himself up, there's no way to stop him. Your name will be in Prickly City forever, written in indelible ink in a scary corner of some creepy guy's brain.
Have a great weekend!
Comments
Jessica Alba definitely isn't old enough to run. You have to be 35. Angelina claims to be born in 1975, but I have my doubts. Halle is old enough, however.
Posted by: Annie at May 4, 2007 01:12 PM
Hey, remember when Carmen and Winslow were supposed to run against each other for Mayor? Good times - when we thought that Prickly City could only get better. We were so naive back then...
Posted by: The Furnace at May 4, 2007 07:27 PM
Is it odd that the first thing I noticed about today's strip was that the middle button was out of place?
(It should have been Winsow/Berry '08, as the other two buttons were the actress' last names.)
Posted by: Mysterio at May 4, 2007 09:15 PM
