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May 03, 2007
Can't Swallow This
The arrival of good weather and grilling season is upon us. How do I know? It's the return of "manscaping" to Prickly City!
March 21, 2005: While you're celebrating your victory, Carmen, maybe you can explain to us what "manscaping" is. You spent your entire Sabbath repeating the word over and over again. Doesn't seem like a very holy activity, Carmen, considering the very first Google hit for manscaping is http://gaylife.about.com/cs/gaylifeglossary/g/manscaping.htm. As always, thanks to Scott Stantis for providing a very important educational service for those of his readers who may not...hmmm...let's say...who may not run to the video store to rent "The Cum of All Queers." At any rate, I'm wondering what Carmen calls that horrible hack-job haircut she has in which her part is at least 3-inches wide. Stanscaping?
July 5, 2006: The former "manscaper" Winslow is now becoming a rough-n-rugged "macho" enthusiast. What's next? Eschewing his morning latte for some Dunkin' Donuts coffee? Fucking Dominican Republic whores with the aid of Viagra instead of painting the toenails of his many ex-wives? Hunting birds with a shotgun instead of with his bare hands?
An annual event, much like the swallows of San Juan Capistrano. And just as inexplicable.
Comments
I also like the subtle message that only people who have religion in their lives care about their neighbors. Atheists hate everybody I guess.
Posted by: The Furnace at May 3, 2007 11:06 AM
"My neighbor mows his lawn in a speedo" was the funniest thing I've ever read.
Posted by: Bleah at May 3, 2007 08:18 PM
