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April 16, 2007
Taxed
A furious and curious debate raged on yesterday here at Shrubville as to whether or not Stantor's tax collectors were '300' warriors, Vikings, Greeks, or Capital One spokesmen. It turns out you're all wrong. They are actually members of the Mainstream Media...
Today we get the second Tax strip. And try as he might to be timely, the poor dope can't even do it right. Yesterday -- April 15 -- the official day tax returns are due, fell on a Sunday, which typically pushes the deadline to the next business day, like today. However, because of some random holiday this year the actual deadline is tomorrow -- April 17.
Someone needs to audit that fellow's calendar.
And anyway, I thought Stantis fancied himself as some sort of patriot. Shouldn't he be thrilled to cut a check to the Bush-led government? How else to pay for the war, man? Does he want to defund the war??!! Someone alert the authorities: there's a traitor in our midst.
Comments
Oh, CJo of little faith, don't you know that if you cut taxes down to zero, that will stimulate so much productivity that tax revenues will go through the roof, and then we can pay for wars in Iran and Korea, too! The solution to every problem is to cut taxes.
Posted by: Annie at April 16, 2007 12:13 PM
