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March 21, 2007
Wipe Out
In today's strip, crazy Neo-Con Ziggy really really really really really has to wipe his ass. However, the liberal dog named Fuzz has voted to withhold the toilet paper. A fracas ensues. Ziggy chases Fuzz around the house, his pants around his ankles, his private parts -- deformed and wrinkled -- are exposed for the entire world to see.
Comments
This will be just like Prickly City if for the next three days they do a variation on this wiping storyline and think it's funny and original every time.
Posted by: The Furnace at March 21, 2007 09:13 AM
Oh, for the love of God...
I hate this so much. Clearly Stantis is trying to avoid addressing the scandals that are hovering over the Bush administration right now.
Why? Because Stantis knows that the people in the White House did it. The thing is, the Plame Leak Scandal is getting a lot of press, and so is the Dismissal of U.S. Attorneys Scandal, and the Walter Reed Hospital Scandal, and of course the FBI Patriot Act Abuse Scandal. Stantis, not wanting to talk about such things because they are incriminating for conservatives, will instead spew bad puns about celebrity gossip and/or pop culture, and Winslow trying to fly.
Because he doesn't have anything to say that is worthwhile about important matters. Even if he did, would anyone listen? I'm guessing that they would not, on account of the fact that Stantis would just have Carmen defend Karl Rove et al while Winslow stands around and is an imbecile, followed by Carmen eventually feeling vindicated when someone takes the blame for what Rove etc. did.
For more on the subject, see yesterday's pitiful "fall guy" gag.
Doesn't Stantis have anything more interesting to do outside of his political and social commentary than have Winslow attempt to fly. It's getting really, really, really old, you arch-conservative rascal, and you don't put enough variation or humor into your efforts for these strips to make them entertaining for anyone. No, Stantis, instead you are quite lazy.
I'm sick to death of "Prickly City." I'm sick of Carmen, I'm sick of Winslow, and I'm sick of that story about Nancy Pelosi's damn plane.
Furthermore, I'm sick of "Ziggy." Even for "Ziggy," today was low. It was real low. And by the way, someone please tell Tom Wilson II that no one wants to see Ziggy's exposed, shriveled genitals as he chases Fuzz around. That's disgusting.
Anyway, to summarize my hatred of today's "Prickly City": BLEGH. That will be all.
R.I.P. Dio
Posted by: Where the Hell is Dio? at March 21, 2007 04:52 PM
