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March 14, 2007
Big Ten
Fair Harvard has -- GASP -- approved a curriculum change to go into effect in 2009 at the earliest. I'm not sure why Stantis cares about this since even mere mention of Harvard gets one branded the dreaded the Double E (Elite AND Effete).
We all know what topics to avoid in polite conversations with conservatives, lest they get red-faced angry, their cheeks puffing out with the hot air they are soon to emit like a gaseous belch of bitter indignation. Here's the top 10.
1. Brie
2. Chablis
3. a Free Press
4. Massachusetts (save for the Romney years)
5. Sodomy
6. Truth
7. Limousines, But Only If Used by Liberals
8. Science
9. Taxes
10. The Ivy League
As fun as it is to hear Scott's great debate about the changing face of higher education, I think he should stick to topics more in his sweet spot Here's the top 10:
1. JuCo JuCo JuCo!
2. Drool: Wipe Off with Tissue, or Let Fall to the Floor?
3. Look, Dem 'Dere Cars Is Goin' 'Round & 'Round in Circles
4. Aids Island -- where we ship off all the Gays to die
5. Liberals Who Make Me Mad are Fat
6. PC Blimp
7. Caring About the Poor Makes You a Faggot
8. I Am Not the Love Child of Charles Darwin and a Monkey He Fucked
9. Beef: It's What's for Dinner
10. Pardon Libby
Comments
So wait...just because Harvard is no longer requiring history classes we're doomed to repeat it? But... won't the people who are interested in the history and think it is applicable still take it anyway? I mean, they're not eliminating their history programs altogether.
So Stantis thinks that without a historical education, the politicians are doomed to repeat history. Oh man, I am definitely afraid of the approaching era of politicians uneducated in history on a college level! They'll be as doomed to repeat it as...as...
George W. Bush.
Ever heard of the Spanish rebellion against Napoleon Bonaparte? Basically, Napoleon came in, conquered Spain, and installed his brother as the new king. The Spanish, roused by nationalism, used guerilla hit-and-run attacks to wage war against the foreign army that was occupying their country, keeping the French armies tied down and unable to go elsewhere where Napoleon needed them more.
Ever heard of the Iraqis' War against American troops? Basically, the Americans came in, conquered Iraq, and installed their closest Iraqi buddies as the new prime minister and president. The Iraqis, roused by nationalism, used guerilla warfare and suicide bombings to wage war against the foreign army that was occupying their country, keeping the American army tied down and unable to go elsewhere where Bush needed them more.
Good thing Bush paid attention during his Ivy League college history classes, huh?
R.I.P. Dio
Posted by: Where the Hell is Dio? at March 14, 2007 06:56 PM
