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February 15, 2007
Voting Is Open
I should run for congress. There, I said it. It had to be said. You had to hear it. What i said. To you. In the same English language that such great leaders as Lincoln and Spambot used.
I demonstrate all the qualities and capabilities of a United States congressman. I can take hours and days to criticize and debate the merits of Prickly City without taking any actual action to change it. Sure, I could've spent all the time and energy (little as that was)performing some meaningful task, but instead here I am, tilting at a windsock. Also, I am not a cat. Ha...ha...eh.
PROPOSED:A. Yes, I would like him to run for congress. His smooth, hairless legs look so mesmerizing in shorts.
B. No, I would not like to see him run for congress. His face gets all red when he exerts too much energy.
Comments
C) All of the above
(Ha ha ha - I made a funny!)
Posted by: Scooter Stantist at February 15, 2007 11:00 AM
Sorry, I've neglected to visit Shrubville recently and have lived in blissful ignorance since the Chicago Tribune dumped PC. I didn't expect any improvement while checking out recent strips, but I have to say I was completely stumped with today's installment. Winslow's a cat? He's Barack Obama? He's Black? WTF Scottie?
Posted by: jackmac at February 15, 2007 09:18 PM
