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February 09, 2007

That's a Storybook, Man

TODAY'S STRIP

There are two avenues of attack the Conservative movement is leveling against Barack Obama: 1) He's a Manchurian Candidate -- an Islamicist in hiding -- who, once elected, will bring down the US in the name of Allah, or 2) He's all fluff and no substance, a media darling with no clear-cut stances on any issue who will just bow to the prevailing political winds.

The only response to both attacks is: Fuck off, you ignorant jerkoffs and go back to beating your significant others and/or buggering small children.

But, man, we'd better get used to it. Beaters and Buggerers like Scott Stantis are scared shitless. The "cute and cuddly" (which is code for "clean and articulate") Obama is en fuego, and that's just from the cigarette dangling from his lips.

Over the next year it will be interesting to see who Stantis is more afraid of: Obama or Clinton. He's been ragging on Hillary for years now; we'll see if the Obama slurs catch up.

Posted by CJo on February 9, 2007 08:03 AM

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