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February 02, 2007
He Came, He Saw, He Unzipped his Pants
I bet this guy is a real joy in the sack. I imagine he climaxes with his trousers still on, after which he rapidly takes off his belt, rips his zipper down, and topples over in a heap on the floor whilst trying to drop his drawers. On the floor, with his pants still not removed, he quivers and sighs -- job well done, sport -- and pictures himself soaring over the desert, flying in the air so fancy free.
I sure wish I could comment on the substance of the strip, the dialog between Thing One and Thing Two, but it was so sloppily introduced, so poorly executed, that all I can do is reproduce the words, hoping that someone can make sense of them:
"When did Neo-Cons begin to love the state?"
"When they didn't think anyone was looking."
"And you thought this would work?"
"Did for ten years."
"Why did we spend and spend our way out of office?"
"So we could buy re-election."
"What's Plan B?"
"That was Plan B..."
If the above makes sense to anyone, please immediately contact your physician.
Comments
It's as if Stantis thinks simply saying he's going to criticize his own party is enough - he doesn't actually have to do it. Or do it in such a way that it makes any gol'dang sense.
Posted by: The Furnace at February 2, 2007 08:45 AM
I think that's supposed to be the equivalent of an acid trip...
Posted by: AtmanRyu at February 2, 2007 11:43 AM
Oh, good Lord, this is bad. This is why PC needs more than two characters, so that they can bounce ideas off each other. It would also help if he told stories. One reason Doonesbury and Candorville are so good is that they are not always political. Their characters do things: they build robots, they sell tickets to Broadway musicals. They don't have to analyze elections that happened three months ago with their clones.
When does another paper dump this thing so that maybe it finally goes away? Or why can't Carmen at least have this conversation with Kevin or Dio, so that she wouldn't seem so crazy?
Posted by: Annie at February 2, 2007 02:12 PM
