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January 16, 2007

I Thought the Duct Tape Was Supposed To Protect Us From Terrorist Attacks

TODAY'S STRIP

Hey look - Winslow must have found the duct tape that the Republicans have been using on Democrats the past four years and has finally shut up that whiny little bitch Carmen. Good. I was already sick and tired of her and the rest of the Stantis Republicans complaining that the Democrats *might* exclude them now that they're in charge of the Congress.

That's right - the Dems have only been in charge a week, yet Republicans like Stantis are already running around crying that they're being excluded. It's like me bitching about the Bears losing the Super Bowl - um, it hasn't happened yet. It probably will, but why don't you wait until it actually occurs before being a little wuss about it, eh Stantis?

Whenever Republicans talk about bipartisanship I'm reminded of President Bush's attitude towards working with the Democrats right before the November 2006 elections:

Ah yes, that's right - if you vote for the Democrats, the "terrorists win and America loses." Can't you just smell the bipartisanship?

This must be really hard for Stantis though. Wasn't it just before the elections that he was saying the guys in charge weren't REALLY Republicans, they were Republicrats? Or as he mentioned in his blog, RINOs (Republicans In Name Only)? Mind you this was the same time he was encouraging his fellow Americans to vote for Republican child stalker Mark Foley. But Stantis was making it out as though he was a man without a party. Now he's going to whine that those same Republicans (that he probably voted for anyway) aren't going to have a voice in the new Congress? You'd think he'd be happy they couldn't do any more damage to the country.

But nope - it's yet another flip flop for Stantis. Like every other Republican: when we're in charge, bipartisanship = bad. When we're the minority party, bipartisanship = good. There's a word for people like that....lemme think...is it, hypocrite?

Well Stantis, you lost - suck on it. When we want your conservative advice, we'll ask for it. Until then go whine on Fox News about how it isn't fair or shut the hell up. America's had enough of one party rule, and now it's time for people who care about more than profit margins and tax cuts to do some good for people who don't make millions every year.

Sucks to be you, don't it Stantis?

Posted by The Furnace on January 16, 2007 09:46 AM

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Fit to be tied.

Posted by: Sacki at January 16, 2007 10:30 AM

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