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January 10, 2007
The Zingies
Introducing the winner of Third Annual Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel ZANG Award for the most-cutting, most-so-funny-because-it's-true, most ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ing-est zinger of the year...
Scott Stantis for: "Is it just me or is it weird to use the words 'organized' and 'Democrats' in the same sentence?"
ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take THAT, Pelosi and Reid, with your stacks of files cluttering your desks; boxes full of old, uncompleted legislation; other Democrats strewn about, neither ranked nor filed; desk drawers with nib-less pens, dried-out highlighters, odd-sized binder clips, and broken staples; and a framed poster that says, One of These Days I Gotta Get Myself Organizized.
Boy-oh-boy, Stantis is BACK, baby! Go git 'em, Stantis! Show 'em how Conservatives organize things! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
