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November 18, 2006
Womb Raider
Let's face it: Stantis just doesn't care anymore. We actually did get a week of adoption strips like I predicted on Tuesday, and it felt like Stantis was just making it up as he went along with no point to it all. He hasn't even updated his podcast since September. And you know it has to be a weak entry for me to wonder what the heck was on his mind last week and why he didn't spend more time trashing John Kerry.
After spending several days trying to adopt Carmen, now Winslow wants someone to adopt him. Um, okay - talk about not wanting to tackle politics this week. Of course it's Angelina Jolie he wants to be his "mama," yet another bizarre reference from Stantis to bestiality. Turns out Winslow is a big fan of the "Tomb Raider" movies, which makes him the only one.
I don't blame Winslow for choosing Jolie over Madonna. Her faux British accent and freakish body would warp any young child. Although she's much more controversial (and if he checked the TV Guide she has a big concert on NBC this week), so that would lead to more weeks of Stantis not caring and just slapping strips together. At least they'd have some relevance other than hearing about how Jolie's body guards beat up some more photographers.
Winslow seems to be forgetting that Angelina is married to Brad Pitt. Maybe Winslow's hoping for a threesome. What, it's okay for him to be into woman-on-coyote sex, but not group sex? Stantis, you're a sick, twisted pervert. You're corrupting young minds everywhere with your sexual fantasies.
Yeah yeah, I know that's not what Stantis meant. But how else am I supposed to fill out today's post? Lord knows I'm going to have to don the Future Goggles to kill time tomorrow as this storyline concludes with Winslow getting a rejection letter because he's not cute and African enough.
The next few weeks will be interesting. It should be the equivalent to TV sweeps for him now that he's had time to process the election results. But he's going on leave in December, so there's a good chance he'll just phone it in until then. Either way we here at Shrubville are doomed. But that's how we like it.
PS: Family Guy sucks. But that's just my opinion.
Comments
You sure that surgery he's getting soon isn't a frontal lobotomy? Or did he have that already? If so, that would explain a lot of things.
Also, "Family Guy" does suck.
Posted by: jackmac at November 18, 2006 03:37 PM
