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November 06, 2006

Temptations featuring Scott Stantis and Ted Haggard

TODAY'S STRIP

VOTE FOR MY GUY

I've got burning
Like a glowing ember.
When it's cold outside,
I've got the 7th of November.

Well, I guess you'll say
What can make me feel this way?
My guy. (My guy, my guy)
Votin' for my guy. (My guy)

I've got such an erection
Women should cease.
I'll call up a stud hotline
For massage with full release.

Well, I guess you'll say
What can make me feel this way?
My guy. (My guy, my guy)
Votin' for my guy. (My guy)

Ooooh, Hoooo.

Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.

I don't need no woman,
Lady or broad.
I've got all the testes, baby,
One man can hoard.

Well, I guess you'll say
What can make me feel this way?
My guy. (My guy, my guy)
Votin' for my guy. (My guy)

Posted by CJo on November 6, 2006 07:35 AM

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