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November 03, 2006
Such a Human Waste
Hubris?? Is going to win?? THIS election?? HUBRIS??? THIS ELECTION???
Where the fuck has this brain-dead, semi-coherent, helium-balloon-drawing-and-sucking, marker-sniffing, mentally-midgeted, dogmatically-challenged, dumb dope been hiding his head the last six years?
In the TOILET?
[BELOIT]
That's the sound of your head being flushed down the toilet, Scott.
[OSHKOSH]
That's the sound of your characters being flushed down the toilet.
[EAU CLAIRE]
That's the sound of your strip being flushed down the toilet.
[BARABOO]
That's the sound of your career being flushed down the toilet.
Good riddance, turd blossom. Go wallow in the sewer with the human waste you are.
Comments
Kickapoo and Mukwonago, indeed.
Posted by: FredN. at November 3, 2006 09:04 AM
Are the balloons supposed to give the strip a sort of Calvin and Hobbes feel, or what?
Oh, no. Now I've done it. Stantis is going to read this and think to himself, "Wow! People are now comparing me to a legend!".
My question is meant to be ironic, okay?
When my local paper cut PC, I expected all kinds of letters from wingnuts asking what strip they'd run to counter "Boondocks". Not a single letter. Not one.
This is where I come for my "fix." When I remember to. I didn't think it was possible to suck harder than "Family Circus"; turns out I was wrong.
Posted by: MikeM at November 3, 2006 11:23 AM
